So picture this:

I'm sitting on a plastic chair in my living room, watching Zappa's Baby Snakes on DVD.

My wife Alex is dyeing my friend Wll's hair. He's 26 and wants the grey out. I'm arguing with some fool on msn regarding the mayonesguitar competition, and I think that's it.

From the baby snames dvd, I love the Black Page, the keyboard and drum solos,and Punky' Whips.

And yesterday I tried on one of those army 'fake bush' jackets..you know, the ones the real freaks wear?

I want the whole suit!!!!